Wednesday, February 16, 2011

One of These Days I'll Figure Out When Tuesday Is. Maybe.

It's Random Tuesday Thoughts again. Well, yesterday was. I seem to be a day behind anymore.  Now grab the button and play along.


What, you don't like the ugly purple thing. Too bad. Play anyway. Or maybe next week. Huh?

I have a big surprise. I can't share it just yet. But I will as soon as I can.

Don't ya just love it when someone does that to you? Me? I hate it. So I'm doing it to you for now. Haha.

MM hours just got cut. He had three runs a week. One ok one and two good ones. The two good ones are gone, replaced by one ok one. This will probably cut his paycheck in half.

I have discovered that people in the south will NOT hire folks from the north. That is the only explanation I can think of that a person like me with a solid career history and job qualifications and education still cannot find a job. I mean, no one even calls. I guess I'll stay home and wait on the job that neverwas.

I made cinnamon rolls last night. And a failed batch of home made garlic bread. And a cake. That's part of why I didn't post yesterday. I was slaving away in the kitchen. Don't you wish you were so handy in the kitchen?

I'm going to actually do more baking and cooking today.

The weather here has been absolutely beautiful. I am so happy. It's almost like spring. I won't say it is spring cuz then we'll get a foot of snow or some ice or something. So I'll just say it's been nice and I appreciate it.

Now go on over to Keely's and check out the rest of the randomers.

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Random Tuesday. Or Wednesday. Whatever.


It's random Tuesday. Well, it's actually Wednesday, but at least I'm trying.

Why does it seem like when the shit starts flowing your direction, it doesn't stop? Just how much does one person have to try to deal with at once?

We had thunderstorms last night. It is February. Did the weather forget what time of year it is? I thought that was a spring time event. Not a winter event.

I am pleased it was thunderstorms last night instead of all the awful snow and ice that like half the nation got.

My sister lost her power yesterday. She had to go to my mom's house to keep her and the kids warm.

I'm tired. I've been tired all day. I went to the grocery store yesterday and cleaned house, and today I've done laundry. I am wiped out and I don't know why. Unless it's all the aforementioned shit that is weighing on my mind and wiping me out.

That's all for today. Go check out Keely for more random.

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Promises That I Probably Won't Keep

Most people make New Years' Resolutions. I did not make any this year. Know why? Cuz just like everyone else on the planet, I never keep them.

This year on NYE, I was in bed by 11 pm because I had to get up early the next morning. At 6 am. That's like torture. The sun is not even up then. I'm not supposed to be up then either. It's not natural. Sorry for those of you who get up that early. I used to. But now that I'm a happily kept woman, I don't have to except when I go see my son. And that weekend I went to see my son. And I was all alone, because MM was at work. So I brought in the new year by going to bed early, with no man in my bed, and no resolutions to make. It makes it much easier to start the new year when you know you aren't going to let yourself down.

I do hope to better keep up with my blog though. I don't know how much I will post on the other one because, let's face it, there's only so many posts of "had a great visit with my son" type of posts that people want to read. However, life with MM has been interesting on a daily basis.

For example, the other night after some of the Awesome Sex, MM decided he was thirsty. He came back into the bedroom with a Mt. Dew. Of course it came out of the fridge. He decided to stick it on my back. After me being all satisfied and stuff. Well he couldn't just try to stick that cold ass can on my back once. He had to do it more than once. Like a zillion times. I was wiggling all around trying to keep that can off my back. I flung my hand around my back to ward off an attack. Suddenly, Mt. Dew is spraying EVERYWHERE! And I do mean everywhere. Being as we were still naked, washing it off us wasn't so hard, but it was all over the sheets, the blankets, the pillows, the walls, the curtains, the carpet, and even the t.v. halfway across the room. Apparently when I flung my hand around, I caught my ring on the can and ripped a hole in it. Who'd-a thunk it? It's not like it's a monster sized ring. It's just a regular size.

So after having some late night, cuddle before you sleep type satisfying sex, we had to get up and clean the entire bedroom. Oh, but it doesn't end there....

While we were cleaning up the room is when I realized that the tv had been sprayed as well. I grabbed my sweatshirt that was laying on the floor to wipe the drops off the screen. Then what do I do? Wellll, so glad you asked. I made another mess. I have a couple of candles on top of the tv. One is a small vase with blue pebbles (you know the ones that go in the bottom of the fish tank), and has a tealight in the vase on top of the pebbles. Yeah, I dumped it off the back of the t.v. So now not only do we have drying Mt. Dew all over the bedroom, we now have little blue pebbles all over the place. I did the only thing I could do. I left it there. I walked away and left the mess. I wanted a cigarette. I went out to the living room as we don't smoke in the bedroom. I sat my ass down in the rocking chair and lit my cigarette. At one point when I went to flick my ashes in the ash tray, I knocked my hand into the can of Diet Pepsi and knocked it over. Fortunately, I did catch the can before it tipped all the way over. It did not spill, but made me figure I should go to bed before I spilled the can or the ashtray. I smashed out my cigarette. I went to the bedroom and crawled into bed. I decided that i needed the end the day before I did something else to make a mess. It worked. I didn't make any more messes that night.

You ever have one of those days that you make mess after mess, but you can't help but laughing? At least we can keep laughing.